Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
All of you are doomed, and I’d like to inform you that I’m superior to you. This game shows my dominance and you’re in danger of being a failure.
To entertain me. This game was created my own entertainment… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come in, relax… I’ll give you the impression that you’re in the right position. What’s the term for the game?
This is a puzzle game with a touch of skills. It’s a game about you, a tiny, meaningless snail trying to beat me.
Three hours of high-quality time with ME (an exclusive service, I’d add)Precise and rapid-paced playing on platformsLots to be laughed atThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe hope of eventually defeating meAnd an interesting little mystery to solve… The meaning of life
I can barely wait to see you figure out what is actually going on there… lol
We’re waiting to greet you from the other side.
Squid


Honest Review made by nami nsfw comic